Category: Humor

Bitter End of the Road

I’ve experienced a lot of emotions when it comes to television programs I’ve liked. Some shows ended too soon. Other went way after their expiration dates. A very few ended right when they should have. I don’t know where this blog ranks on the…

Mosquito Bitter Friday Giftures

  Here at Bitter Headquarters, we’ve always prided ourselves on being bitter about things that most people aren’t talking about. Of course, lately, our giftures have been about the stupid virus and all its after-effects. Well, it is time to get back to the…

School’s Out Forever Bitter Friday Giftures

  I remember when I was a kid when we got to May, we were all excited about the prospect of the end of May because it meant that we no longer had to go to school. There was that song that said, “Schooool’s…

Bill Keeps Asking for all his Money Bitter Friday Giftures

  I don’t know about you, but month after month, I keep having to pay money just to live. Like in order to live in this house, I gotta give somebody money. In order to get heat, or air, I gotta pay some money….

Back Pain Bitter Friday Giftures

  I have a lot of pain, in a lot of places, all over. I guess that is the fun part of aging. Also for a lifetime of lifting things the wrong way, sleeping on horrible beds and going camping against my will when…

20/20 Vision Bitter Friday Giftures

  When I was in my early 30’s, I was still wearing glasses, as I had been since I was 17. I was growing weary of the feeling of the glasses always pinching my eyebrows and leaving me feeling tired at the end of…

Isolation Bitter Friday Giftures

  For so long, I’ve tried to warn the world to stay away from me. As an introvert, it’s always been my goal to keep people away, get my alone time, and just let me create. You can check back to 8 years ago…

Thin Air Bitter Friday Giftures

  For some reason, the anniversary of the day of your birth is always a tricky one.  All you want to do is get some nice things, maybe have a cake and spend some lovely time with your family and avoid work. What it…

47 Reasons to Be Bitter

  Every year since I was 40, and started this blog, I’ve been celebrating my birthday by giving you all reasons to be bitter. As a lifelong bitteratarian, I’ve always had many reasons, but 2020 has given us a plethora of new reasons. We…

Home Schooling Bitter Friday Giftures

  Most of you probably figured out on my Wednesday post that the going on a game show was a stupid April Fool’s Day joke. I blame the stupid virus thing for ruining not only the lives of millions of people around the world,…

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