Category: First World Problems

John Wick Bitterness

I’ve never understood the Phone wars (Samsung v. Iphone) or the mobile network wars (T-Mobile v. ATT v. Verizon v. Sprint). At this point all of them are pretty much the same and do about the same thing. I think they all pretty much…

Venmo Bitter Friday Giftures

  There is a social media app out there that I think many of you are missing out on.  On the surface you might think that Venmo is just another way to convenient way to pay people without actually paying them, but you would…

Tennis Match Bitterness

Back in the day when computers first came out, one of the first video games that came out  was a game called Pong. I was a little too young, so I didn’t really understand “computer games”, but apparently it was a BIG thing. It…

Short Week Bitter Friday Giftures

  Remember all the way back to Monday? Remember how most of us had Labor Day off? It seems like so long ago, but we decided not to labor ironically. The reason why it seems so long ago is because of this weird phenomenon…

3 PM Afternoon Crash Bitter Friday Giftures

  Based on recent trends, or maybe just what I’ve noticed,  I think the human body seems to naturally shut down around 3 pm. I assume most people, like me, have finished their really important work by 10 am, had lunch by 12 or…

Bitter Dream House

Most of the spring and summer when I was unemployed, I dreamed up different ways to pay the bills. Most of them involved the lottery, Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes or starting a very successful YouTube channel. They were all long shots, but at the time,…

Burning Man Bitter Friday Giftures

  Humans aren’t very good at learning lessons. I should know, I’m one of them. You would think that after living in my house for over a year now, I would have figured out that the glasses are in one cabinet, and plates are…

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