Month: May 2020

Mosquito Bitter Friday Giftures

  Here at Bitter Headquarters, we’ve always prided ourselves on being bitter about things that most people aren’t talking about. Of course, lately, our giftures have been about the stupid virus and all its after-effects. Well, it is time to get back to the…

School’s Out Forever Bitter Friday Giftures

  I remember when I was a kid when we got to May, we were all excited about the prospect of the end of May because it meant that we no longer had to go to school. There was that song that said, “Schooool’s…

Bill Keeps Asking for all his Money Bitter Friday Giftures

  I don’t know about you, but month after month, I keep having to pay money just to live. Like in order to live in this house, I gotta give somebody money. In order to get heat, or air, I gotta pay some money….

Back Pain Bitter Friday Giftures

  I have a lot of pain, in a lot of places, all over. I guess that is the fun part of aging. Also for a lifetime of lifting things the wrong way, sleeping on horrible beds and going camping against my will when…

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