Home Schooling Bitter Friday Giftures

 

Most of you probably figured out on my Wednesday post that the going on a game show was a stupid April Fool’s Day joke. I blame the stupid virus thing for ruining not only the lives of millions of people around the world, the loss of millions of jobs, and wrecking economies, but also ruining my favorite holiday of the year, April Fool’s Day. Most of the normal businesses didn’t attempt to do any jokes, including one of the best, Google. Tip of the hat to you, Corona for ruining everything.

On to another sore subject. The homeschooling. We have been doing it since March and it is starting to take a toll. First of all, to all the teachers dealing with these kids, I’m so sorry. They are kind of the worst. Second, to parents the parents that are still working out of the home and still trying to manage kids, sorry as well.  And third, those with more than two kids, I can’t even. I’m just…. Anyways, I guess some teachers like my son’s 6th-grade teacher just likes punishing us with so much work, it isn’t even funny. We spend like 6-8 hours helping him, and he’s in 6th grade. Goodness, gracious. Do you know that his grades don’t even count on his permanent record? Just give him a half-hour of work and let’s just call it good. I could rant on this for hours, but who cares about that? Let’s just…Bitter Friday Gifture…

Every day after… 

tired jet lag GIF
…after completing his work.

Only to realize…

 

busy work work work GIF
…there is more, more, more!

Me at 5 pm…

swamp people work GIF
…realizing I still have work to do for my business.

I love working…

Animated GIF
…from one room to the next.

I used to come home to escape…

wandering kyle broflovski GIF by South Park
…now outside might be my escape.

I need some direction…

confused real life GIF
…could you tell me what day it is?

Am I in my house…

where am i hello GIF by Dream Corp LLC
…or are you tiny humans in my home?

Maybe it’s time…

Tyler Blackburn What GIF by Shark Week
…to abandon ship.

There are no kids…

Chasing Legendary Dudas GIF by Nickelodeon
…following us out there right?

If we hide…

illusion hiding GIF
…maybe the internet can’t find us.

And the teachers…

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…can’t make us do any more work.

No more…

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…reading…

No more…

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…math.

Next week is Spring Break…

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…so we are going to ignore our kids and work on our own jobs!

It’s going to be a long, hard rest of the school year. Whoever invented 2020 was kind of rude and I think they need to stop April fooling us!

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Bitter Home Schooling Ben

One Comment on “Home Schooling Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. It’s crazy, isn’t it? I’m a substitute teacher, and I swing between “Holy cow kids have so much work these days” and “thank goodness I didn’t take the education track when I got my MA”. I used to get home so exhausted just being a sub that I couldn’t imagine actually teaching…ROFL!

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