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People have been trying to teach me a lot of stuff lately. Obviously when you start a new job, they have to teach you the ways of the Jedi, and or, the ways the company work and what you are supposed to do every day.
The other day, my wife was telling me that she had to train me on how to pay bills, where account numbers are, where kids social security numbers are etc. I was like, don’t make me do that please, I’ve really enjoyed my 19 year time off from having to think about those things. Anyways, my mom asked me something the other day and asked if it was crystal clear.
Of course, being a guy that is a little slow on the uptick, I said, not really, it’s kind of crystal cloudy. That is when thing are less than crystal clear, ie, all this explanation to you about Bitter Friday Giftures. Hopefully, you all just skipped the intro and went straight to the Giftures:
Okay, lettuce…
I mean…
It is time…
I see a lot of…
Let’s be honest…
Some people or superpeople…
Some people live for the week…
Other people…well…
Some people do a lot of work…
While others like me…
Some people think they got it all handled…
Do you know what is Crystal Cloudy…
Whatever you do this weekend, or other days of the week, just make sure you let people know that whatever they are saying to you is crystal cloudy. Then they will have to explain things to you again, or think that they aren’t training you right. Either way, you get them to be crystal cloudy and that is a great way to confuse people, and great way to start a day.
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Bitter Crystal Cloudy Ben
If you have silver hair, people believe you ARE crystal cloudy, all of the time. No one asks you to do anything. It is a gift.
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I guess I need to go get some crystal hair then.
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I keep hoping for my hair to transition faster. Maybe it’s time to just dye it grey.
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