Playtime is Over Bitter Friday Giftures

 

It’s been really fun the last six months sitting around the house, applying for jobs, getting prepared for interviews, getting fun questions from people like, “How’s the job search going?” and “Have you found any leads?” or “Tell me a little about about yourself” and “Why do you think you are the best person for this job?” I’m going to miss the sleepless nights, the hopeless mornings, and anxiety ridden thoughts at all times of the day about what is going to happen in my career. I’m going to miss the feelings of inadequacy and the questions about how a young 23 year college graduate somehow has more of a grasp on social media, content creation and Google Analytics than me. Yeah, the days of fancy freeness and doing nothing all day is over. This guy is finally growing up and accepted a job. I guess I will have to start dealing with stability and responsibility and doing things during the day. I’m going to have to start experiencing a steady paycheck and contributing to society. The only thing that is not going to change is a weekly contribution to the internet called Bitter Friday Giftures.

Now that I have a job…

…no more dancing around like an idiot.

Now that I have a job…

…no more playing with things like bubbles.

Now that I have a job…

…there is no more time for chasing my tail around all day.

Now that I have a job…

…there will be no more outside play.

Now that I have a job…

…there will be no more writing weird things on my blog.

Now that I have a job…

…there will be no more barely missing targets.

Now that I have a job…

…there is no more not meeting goals.

Now that I have a job…

…there is no more letting things slide.

Now that I have a job…

…every day will be Monday.

Now that I have a job…

…transportation will be very important.

Now that I have a job…

…overcoming hurdles will be of utmost importance.

Now that I have a job…

…I will have to leap to greater heights.

Now that I have a job…

…playtime is over.

Look forward to only serious posts, nothing fun or interesting and definitely nothing but business, seriousness and grown up posts from now on. Playtime is over.

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Bitter Business Ben

 

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2 Comments on “Playtime is Over Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. Oh no, this is terrible news! Going to work everyday, dressing all professionally, commuting. And worst of all, no more playing outside. Wait a minute…when did you ever play outside? Very funny, whoever you are. Tell Ben I said congratulations! 🍾🎉🎊

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