Bitter Tuesday Giftures

 

You guys have no idea how bitter I am right now. For all those people that have followed me from the beginning, (absolutely none of you) I’ve written 1000+ posts about things that made me bitter. I’ve written about everything from the tiniest irritation to absolutely soul crushing of not having a job for the last 5 months. I am the bitterest about the thing that both you and I missed last Friday. Every Friday for more than 6 years, I’ve written a Bitter Friday Giftures post, come heck or low water. I never make excuses (just kidding I do all the time) for missing them and the thing that makes me so bitter is that it was the lamest excuse ever. I was sick (which I never get) and I had some lame things to do. So I missed it and you all didn’t even realize that something was missing for you. I’m not even going to try to make up for it, but for my sanity, I’m going to post Bitter Friday Giftures on a Tuesday, which is the worst idea ever, because I hate Tuesdays. Speaking of bad ideas…

Watch out for the cops…

…they will get you all wet.

Oh no, it’s all over for this guy…

…just kidding, it’s just beginning.

Now that is a boat…

…I can get onboard with.

I have a feeling…

…this is going to be a cow-tastrophe.

This guy is being such a…

…Jurassic hole.

Every dog has his day…

…and today isn’t his day.

This is the kind of video games…

…that would be based on my life. 

This is probably where Grumpy Cat went…

…after he died.

You spin me…

…right round baby right round.

I guess…

…this was a last ditch effort.

 Daniel-son does NOT…

…want to fight him.

Water these…

…people doing?

On a programming note, I am going on a very different kind of trip on Wednesday, late night and I might be blogging about it, while on the trip, so look out for it. Or maybe not. We’ll see won’t we?

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Bitter Tuesday Giftures

 

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4 Comments on “Bitter Tuesday Giftures

  1. The cop gif is precious. 😂 Hey, maybe that could be your next job!

    Is that late night trip the kind you can only legally take in certain states? Just curious.

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  2. Good luck on your trip. It’s sad, and bitter, that you still haven’t found a job. I hope your fortunes turn around.

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  3. I hope your trip will be good for you, Ben (for some reason I wanted to call you Tony D: I realised in time. Geesh, that would probably have made you very bitter!)

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