Marching Into Bitter Friday Giftures

I don’t know about all of you, but February is both way too short and way too long. When watching the news all I keep hearing about is how much snow and bad weather everyone is getting (despite the fact that the Groundhog said winter was over) and terrible news about the government. I think if the government can do a shutdown, so can I. Not this blog of course, but just caring about things in general. So as far as I’m concerned it is March. If it isn’t at least the month of March, at least we can start marching toward it and just ignore the last few days of Feb. That being said, let’s just march toward todays…Bitter Friday Giftures.

Honestly…

…we should just start riding escalators like this.

This is my favorite form of dance…

…the Lazyboda.

I juggle responsibilities…

…like she juggles rings.

Always taking things just a little too far…

…since 1973.

Always making fanfare…

…since last year.

Looking forward to…

…teaching my kids how to drive.

When your wife asks you…

…to do a simple task.

When your wife asks you…

…to paint the house.

The best way…

…to get to your house.

I always run the fastest…

…when getting on the couch.

How hard I work…

…to get on my couch.

Taking out the…

…evil traffic cones.

Well, I guess that is that. Thanks to us skipping the rest of February, we know have the opportunity to miss the Oscars. So sorry about that all you Hollywood actors, directors and cinematographers. I guess you will have to wait til next year to see what happened.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Bitter March Ben

asdf

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