Month: February 2019

Bitter Business Bureau

When we moved into this house about a year ago, we had to furnish it. Of course we got the most important things first, the couch, TV and fridge, which I have spent the most amount of time using. I guess we also got…

Insecurity Bitterness

Security is kind of a big deal in a lot of ways. It has been a big buzzword in our country in the last few years. While I don’t comment on politics because they boring and I don’t know much about them, but I…

Bitter News from the Couch #9

It is time again to hear about all the news that wasn’t relevant to people at all. That’s right. Time to put on your non-thinking caps and just listen to some of the most irrelevant news you can possibly think of. If you are…

Marching Into Bitter Friday Giftures

I don’t know about all of you, but February is both way too short and way too long. When watching the news all I keep hearing about is how much snow and bad weather everyone is getting (despite the fact that the Groundhog said…

Sponsored Dreams

I’ve got a lot of dreams in my life. Becoming a YouTube star. Becoming a professional video gamer. Winning the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes $5000 a week for life winner. Getting the most comfortable couch ever and laying in it for extended periods of time….

BitterTines Day Friday Giftures

  I was talking to my wife the other day and I was comparing the days of the week to the months of the year. For the most part it makes sense. January is definitely like Monday. Everyone is hung over from the holidays…

Today’s Story on Giphy

This is probably some really shocking news, but when I was growing up, pizza wasn’t my favorite food. Probably because my parents didn’t expose me much to pizza. Also, I was always hungry, and back then, Hot Pockets didn’t exist and pizza wasn’t exactly…

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