The Ultimate Affiliate Marketer

This is how much I like to write.

I like to write. So much so that I’ve done it for free for most of my life. I started out by just journaling and coming up with ideas. Then I moved on to writing a book for two years. I still want to write it, but now I’m not sure when to do it all. Then, I started blogging both on this site and on another one.

As much as I love it for the fun, I also would love to have many people pay me for it. So, I’ve experimented in all kinds of ways to make money doing it. I had a job where I wrote blog posts quite a bit, but that was about real estate and homes and other things that while closer to what I wanted to do, but still not giving the creativity I crave.

Then someone told me about affiliate links. Affiliate links are basically a way that both a blogger or vlogger can recommend a product, like something on Amazon, create a link and if someone clicks on it, they get a little percentage of it from Amazon.  I’ve tried to do those as you can see at the bottom of my blog posts with Target, but unless I start gaining a huge following like the Kardashians or Selena Gomez, those will be pennies and not dollars that I will earn.

I would be laughing too if I was the best affiliate marketer in the world.

I might not be the ultimate affiliate marketer, but I’ve got the feeling that I know someone that probably is. He’s even been in the news for his impending divorce. He’s also the richest dude in the world, from what I hear. Jeff Bezos, otherwise know as the CEO/creator of Amazon has been in the news a lot lately.

My guess is that while he has all these frustrations from his personal life, he always has affiliate links. You know, he could start a blog on WordPress, start talking about you know, anything, then include an affiliate link at the end of his blog post, and boom, everyone goes to Amazon. He doesn’t even have work or care about what product he recommends. He could write a beauty post about luxurious hair, post a selfie about his bald hair, recommend the shampoo and he would still make money from the links.

I don’t know why I didn’t think of this for me. All I had to do was go back into a time machine, come up with the idea for online shopping all on one site, move to Seattle, start a corporation, monopolize, and then start blogging/affiliate link things. I guess going bald would have been optional, but you know, that kind of goes with all the stress of being the richest dude in the world.

His plan included being bad at marriage too, but I think I will just skip that part and just be faithful, because 1) my wife has been there since the beginning, and 2) she is way better at handling just about everything and I would be a mess without her and 3) I’d much rather not give away half my earnings. She deserves much more than that.

Anyways, I will try to find some affiliate links that work for you, instead of trying the other way because I’m way too lazy.

What do you guys think? Have you found any good ways to make money while blogging? Have you had success with the time machine/monopoly/blog/bad marriage method? Or do you prefer just writing for free?

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Bitter Affiliate Marketing Ben

The links in this post contain affiliate links, and I will receive a small commission if you make a purchase after clicking on my link.

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2 Comments on “The Ultimate Affiliate Marketer

  1. Good post. I enjoyed your writing in this post. I found it funny and poignant which is a winning combo. Finish that book! And great minds were thinking alike today. I also blogged today about monetizing my blog, but not as eruditely as you did. I did click on the I Donut Care shirt, but my size was not available. Sorry. I tried.

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