Month: November 2018

Crushed Knees Bitter Friday Giftures

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Adulting 101

My love for the Transformers started in 5th grade. I was living a sad existence up to that point until I saw this cartoon on TV that had robots that changed into cars and things. It pretty much blew my mind, and for three…

One Up Man Ship

The links in this post contain affiliate links and I will receive a small commission if you make a purchase after clicking on my link.     I was a rather unextraordinary student in high school. I did as much as I could to…

Virtual Crap

  I remember it so vividly. Not long ago, maybe a decade ago, video games started this thing called DLC(DownLoadable Content). It was a new idea that video game makers came up with to not only sell you the game but if you so…

Bitter Foodover Monday Giftures

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The Many Faces of Bitter Ben

Thanksgiving is always kind of a weird contradiction for me. Pretty much since I was young, I’ve always had the Thursday and Friday off. That makes for pretty much the longest vacation of the year, including Christmas right? The whole idea of not working…

Robbin Hood Bitterness

Do you know what movie has never come out in my lifetime? Robin Hood. Just kidding. I think there are at least 4 versions that I know of, and that doesn’t include the parodies of it. I don’t mind, because it is a good…

Mannequin Life Bitterness

The time you’ve been waiting for all year has almost arrived. It’s been building up inside you, for better or worse and there is nothing you can do to stop it. That’s right. It’s Black Friday. More people have an opinion on Black Friday…

Dad Humor Bitter Friday Giftures

  Yesterday, it was around 3:15 pm at work and I was getting ready to go home, and as a marketing group, we were just joking around, and I contributed my normal terrible pun. When I did that, my boss finally stated what my…

Cramping My Style

There are a lot of things that keep people up at night. For a lot of people, it is simple as a lousy bed that just keeps sticking daggers in their back. For others, it is crippling anxiety about work, family, school or the…

Crescent Moon Bitterness

When I was young, I was into the sports and such because I was slender and skinny and people just expected me to. I wasn’t bad at it, and to be honest, I could have been a heck of a lot better if I…

Kiosk Gauntlet Bitterness

One of my favorite primetime gameshows was Wipeout. There was something magical about seeing people voluntarily sign up to be on a game show where they would be fools for the entertainment of others. If that isn’t a cry for attention, I don’t know…

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