Month: November 2018

Dad Humor Bitter Friday Giftures

  Yesterday, it was around 3:15 pm at work and I was getting ready to go home, and as a marketing group, we were just joking around, and I contributed my normal terrible pun. When I did that, my boss finally stated what my…

Cramping My Style

There are a lot of things that keep people up at night. For a lot of people, it is simple as a lousy bed that just keeps sticking daggers in their back. For others, it is crippling anxiety about work, family, school or the…

Crescent Moon Bitterness

When I was young, I was into the sports and such because I was slender and skinny and people just expected me to. I wasn’t bad at it, and to be honest, I could have been a heck of a lot better if I…

Kiosk Gauntlet Bitterness

One of my favorite primetime gameshows was Wipeout. There was something magical about seeing people voluntarily sign up to be on a game show where they would be fools for the entertainment of others. If that isn’t a cry for attention, I don’t know…

Making Room Bitter Friday Giftures

  I think I need to go to all the local banks in the area, just to find out if they will have enough space. I plan on making a lot of money, and for that, you need banks to clear up space right?…

The greatest gift to give to your kids

As you know it is November. If you didn’t know that, it is time to invest in a calendar or a watch. Those are always good things to have around. If you look around and don’t know why you are here, maybe stay home,…

Sugar Coating Bitterness

My daughter is an absolute savage. She is sarcastic and witty, and has a comeback for everything. If there was a class in her school called Roasting 101, she would be acing that class. If they were taking applications for Comedy Central’s Roast club,…

Letter Writing Campaign

I’ve never been good with the spoken word. Though I have a sharp wit, and funny tongue, I don’t like to say things out loud anymore. It might be that talking with other people for too long drains me. Even though I didn’t know…

Time Travel and Dreams

Back to the Future was one of the most mindblowing movies I watched when growing up. Back in the summer of 1985, I remember one of my friends telling me about this movie with a time machine and in my mind, a time machine…

Tension Bitterness

  I’m no scientist, so I’m going to look it up on Google. Tension is the state of being stretched tight. If you think about a rubber band, there is a certain amount of tension that is good. You pull it back to the…

Passive Income Bitterness

You know the trouble with this world in general? It is always sending mixed messages. You know, like stay in line, pay your taxes, eat your vegetables, but be a rebel, travel the world, fight the system. Get out and live, but stay indoors…

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