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Low Ratings Bitter Friday Giftures
If this blog(and all my other blogs) were a TV show, they would have been canceled after the first few episodes. My first blog was not an overnight success, nor is this one. The problem is that I’m not famous, or exciting or even that great of a writer. I like to think of myself as Andy from the Office. In one episode he said, “Every success I’ve ever had at my job or with the lady-folk has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down.”
You guys might not be bitter right now, but I will be relentless in my ability to slowly and painfully wear you down. It will take time, but that is something I have on my side. Every minute of every day, I’m thinking of ways to wear you all down. This won’t be a low rated blog forever, and thankfully it isn’t a TV show that will be canceled after a few episodes. Before you know it, I will be in all your feeds, all your websites, all your Google searches. You won’t be able to turn anywhere without seeing my bitter quotes.
On to the Bitter Friday Giftures.
This is definitely not…
I won’t be showing you…
Making…
I won’t be making…
I won’t use catchy…
I definitely won’t…
I don’t have any…
I will not be…
I will be making more of those…
In fact…
And by doing so…
So here is my…
I will just wear you all down…
One way or another, you will eventually all read this blog. It’s just a matter of time. I will wear you down until you can’t be worn down anymore. So, just get the pain over with and just start reading, subscribing, liking and commenting. And of course, subscribe to my YouTube Channel.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
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16 Comments on “Low Ratings Bitter Friday Giftures”
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You can count on me to help spread your bitterness , I have plenty to spare.
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Thanks. I know there are a lot of bitter people out there, but there aren’t enough bitter people like us spreading it.
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They must be too bitter to get out of bed.
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Nothing wrong with that. I’m on my couch right now typing this.
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Do you have pizza. ?
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I did but it was just out of reach.
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Darn it!
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Hate that.
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Well, I think it’s a shame you lost your old blog, but I am bitter enough to believe this one will be a hit. A big, bitter hit that’s also sticky, so people will have no clue about a) what exactly it was that hit them in the first place and b) not be able to leave.
Muahaha! Bitter World Domination!
I mean: go Ben! 0:)
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No, I think you mean Bitter World Domination. It will take me a while with this blog, but I will get it all back.
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You will. Once people find you again this website will get crowded. And even more bitter.
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I wish, but I think WordPress isn’t near what it used to be back in the day.
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Resistance is futile! What happened to your other blog? It looked like you had a lot of followers!
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I did. But the WordPresses found a way to steal my access to it. I used an old email from work that I don’t work at anymore and because they shut it down, I could get a forget password to get back in. I tried several ways, but just gave up and started this new blog. It’s gonna take me a long time to get that many again.
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Oh, that’s too bad but I’m sure it won’t be long!
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I was thinking about changing to another blog anyways, but I wish I would have been able to post on the old one to tell everyone to go to it.
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